Welcome to Dream Maker

This serial novel is incredibly profane. If you are offendable in any way, you probably shouldn't read it.

This is a work of fiction and any resemblance of characters to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask using the button above. I hope you enjoy Dream Maker, and please share with me any feedback you might have, positive or negative.

Story chapters (and only story chapters) will be posted with the tag "DreamMaker" to make them easy to find. Or you can just click here.

Choice Reviews

"Incredibly indecent" -JAJS

"It’s sorta like Philip K. Dick took more drugs than usual and then went on 4chan." -beardsmelting

"Like nothing I'm used to, and ridiculous" -chincrank

"If I have to listen to my coworkers prattle on about Fifty Shades of Grey nonstop, then I can quietly read pornographic sci fi at my desk." -Kyleigh

"It's like, 'Yo dawg I herd u like tripping balls so we uploaded your trips to the global direct-interface internet and then played them out while you tripped different balls'" -pelikinesis

A web serial novel by Jon James. Updates weekly on Sundays. For the story only without the rest of my bullshit, click here.

  • Question: Hi Maro! I'm doing NaNoWriMo this year and I just wanted to say thank you for sharing so much about color philosophy and what colors pop culture characters are. It's helped me figure out my main character's motivations and how he would act in certain situations. He's Blue. : ) - ajohnnygoldmain
  • Answer:

    markrosewater:

    Happy to help. Keep up the writing.

    My main is Black/Red but he’s being forced into a situation where the Black is turning White

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  • Question: What is the more likely way for us to get a 4-colour commander? A true 4 colour legend like a nephilim or a 2 or 3 colour legend with an activated ability that gives it a 4-colour identity (ie a boros legend with a simic ability or abzan legend with a red ability)? - asw122
  • Answer:

    markrosewater:

    Which would you all prefer?

    They should be like transguild couriers: artifacts with no color mana costs and then color indicators for the four colors. Then have an ability that hates on the missing color. Or they can just continue to not exist because really 4 colors is not enough different from 5 to justify support.

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  • Question: Hello sir, my name is Drake. Yesterday was my birthday and I didn't get to ask any questions because I sleep most of the day, due to working nights. Could you give some trivia on drakes? It just seems appropriate. - ryuuza
  • Answer:

    markrosewater:

    We once asked an artist to draw a picture of a lightning bolt hitting a drake and he drew a lightning bolt hitting a male duck. : )

    Happy Birthday!

    Well, he’s not wrong

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  • Question: Something I thought would be fun to mention- my sister's name is Serra Angel, named for the card. (My parents are big fans) - mole-friend
  • Answer:

    markrosewater:

    Cool.

    Anyone else know people named after Magic cards?

    I know a couple with a child named Kirin after the Kamigawa cycle

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  • Question: So, seeing your thoughts about denimwalk returning, I'm guessing Strip Magic is not happening? - collex1
  • Answer:

    markrosewater:

    Disrobing Scepter got rejected from both Un-sets.

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  • Question: If you were an Eldrazi with your eating habits, what plane would you want to eat the most and least? - aaronlovesmtg
  • Answer:

    markrosewater:

    I’d stay away from Zendikar. Too many greens. : )

    I’d eat Kamigawa. I love Japanese food

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markrosewater:

Every once in a while, I like to do a little poll to see what worlds you all would enjoy seeing. Note that this poll is about brand new worlds and not going back to worlds we’ve been to before.

1. Norse 2. Dinosaur 3. Native American 4. Steampunk 5. Pirate 6. Egyptian 7. A new take on sci-fi horror such as Alien or lovecraft

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markrosewater:

This poll is about worlds you’d like to return to. You can list as many as you like but please put them in order of preference so that your number one choice is where you may want to return.

1. Kamigawa 2. Innistrad

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  • Question: Hi! How are you? What are you up to? How's Lori doing with the pregnancy? Are you guys still making your tiny house? I read your last thing and was appropriately disturbed! Miss you :) - jajs
  • Answer:

    I’m pretty good! Have a comic I wrote coming out in an anthology. Otherwise trying to get ready for babby and get more crazy shit written.

    Tiny house is still a plan, but progress is pretty stunted since Lori’s so pregger.

    Glad you read it! Hopefully I’ll put some more up soon! I miss you too! When are you coming back to Mittenland?

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ANCIENT MINIATURE PAINTER PROVERB (via thekrug)

I use this like all the time when talking to other painters.

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